Okay, Lindsay Lohan has never really been part of the fashionable crowd. Sure, she attends fashion shows, hangs wit’ Zoe, and even sucked up majorly to the eccentric Mr. Lagerfeld. But c’mon, even that couldn’t get her an endorsement. But, to her credit, out of all the Zoe clones, she did manage to pull herself together quite well on the days she skipped the fake tanner.
But like Sienna Miller, lately, Lohan has been picking out one disaster after another (Just a thought, but isn’t excessive drinking linked to loss of brain cells? Interesting…) What’s her crime, you ask? Over-accessorization 101-273 and Poor Fit 24-878. Here is the evidence…
Article 1. Fedora + belt + chain + pucci print dress + leather jacket + strappy wedge. Where: Out in NYC-September 13, 2006 – Result: A Multicolour Mess. 
Article 2. Ill-fitting shirt + no bra + too tight skirt + overtanned legs + ankle boots. When & Where: Olympus Fashion Week Spring 2007 – Calvin Klein Party – September 15, 2006 13 Result: Inspires thousands of girls to buy a new bra….
Article 3. Graphic T + white sweater + jeans + Jessica Simpson-looking, over the knee gold boots + black bag When and Where: Shopping in New York- Sep 14th, 2006 Result: Cheap-Pirate-Mobs-17-year-old-Old-Navy-Employee
It all went down from those weird grannyish dresses she started wearing to events. Poor Lindsay Lohan.
ahh!my eyes, my eyes
You totally have my sense of hummor. So of course I love your blog and you crack me up.
She thinks she looks amazing, but she doesn’t at all. I feel so sorry for her…poor girl!