This photo confirms that those closest to the former Newlyweds star have turned against her. First, hairdresset/sidekick Kevin Paves has given her helmut head like no other. This is the kind of bouffant-esque ‘do that would incite girls to get their poodle skirts in a twist in the ’50′s. I wonder where he found such cheap, super-glue like hairspray to hold together this disaster?

Jessica Simpson attends the film premiere of “Employee of the Month”Credit: Getty Images
Her stylist has obviously confused her with either the lovely Reese Witherspoon or one of the nice ladies at her Church bake sale. This frock makes Ms. Simspon look nothing but unattractively busty and downright stumpy. Does anyone else smell the Oscar in the air?
But to be honest, I feel bad for this girl. Her husband ditches her. Her hairdresser destroys her signature accessory. And now her stylist throws her in this. Then again, she is from Texas, who knows what Tina-Knowles-like number she would have picked out on her own.


