Leave it to Adrian to Solve the World’s Problems…

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Even for me, a lover of sinewy legs, chiseled collar bones, and a hint of “don’t touch-me-I-am-so-fragile-I-may-break”, I have to admit that model Snejana Onopka looked remarkably frail at the S/S 2007 shows, especially here at Roberto Cavalli. But then again, I’m sure having to wear a Cavalli creation would incite all of my day’s food to travel back up my esophagus as well.
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Finally, I think I’ve found the solution to the Great Weight Debate. For so long we have blamed the lettuce-dependant models, when maybe, just maybe, it’s all a matter of bad designers? The solution? “Sorry Roberto, Dean, Dan, Domenico, and Stefano, your shows have been moved to Uzbekistan Fashion Week next season. Don’t you just hate scheduling conflicts?”