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My Viktor & Rolf Shopping Dud



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I’m convinced that V & K actually stands for Vicious & Rage-inducing, because that’s all I experienced when I tried (key word: tried) to shop at the H & M located at the Eaton Centre in downtown Toronto. No, I wasn’t smacked upside the head by a fake Stam bag as I had predicted; instead I wash shoved into a metal rack by some 7 ft. giant in an ugly blazer and ransacked by some tiny asian guy looking for a suit in his size – it was 12:30 pm buddy, did you honestly think it was gonna be there?As for my wish list, the grey trench was no where to be seen (surprise! surprise!) and the black, double-breasted peacoat in size 36R didn’t fit my narrow shoulders. Why do they have to make these things so big? However, the wool was thick and heavy, which I thoroughly would have appreciated if it didn’t make me look like an ex-contestant of The Biggest Loser.

I suggest the next time a designer line comes to H & M, the advertising campaign should feature some warning labels. How about “Caution: Not for people who bruise easily” or “Warning: We don’t sell clothes for skinny people!” Fair, no?

By adrian - 11.10.06

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