Another quiz time! The US ELLE December 2006 cover, featuring Beyonce Knowles, is so bad because…
a. The editor-at-large really, I mean really, hates her job.
b. Elie Saab paid ELLE a gazillion-and-one dollars to do something gold and glitzy.
c. Miss Anna Wintour paid off the stylist for an undisclosed sum and some old Prada.
d. Momma Knowles (yes, Miss Tina) decided she would take a creative stab at the styling.
First Carine approves Paris Hilton for the cover of French Vogue and now this embarassment. If these editors are that unhappy with their jobs, I’m sure I could spare a few moments to help. Carine, call me!


