Celebrity Style: Dita Von Teese, Penelope Cruz, Lindsay Lohan

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First up is Dita Von Teese in modified Narciso Rodriguez F/W 2006. While this is a welcomed departure from her elaborate stage costumes and her penchant for all things sparkly and beaded, the Bride of Darkness looks, well, simply lifeless in this dress. The bottom half of the dress washes out her porcelain skin. Next is the lovely Peneople Cruz at the 2006 ACLU Awards yesterday in Beverly Hills. I like that she opted for a classic wide trouser, but the fit and proportion are wrong on her small frame – It’s what I like to call the “Nicole Richie” look. Finally, here is Lindsay Lohan at the Nefarious Fine Jewelry Holiday Party on December 11. I focused in on her behind, where you can see that she is not even wearing full tights. Why this girl doesn’t wear pants is beyond me – Does she have a serious case of genital herpes or something? Lindsay, you can get help for that too.