Thank Vogue that Christmas is still a few weeks away – just enough time to add these jeans onto your Christmas wishlist (http://www.victoriassecret.com/). Yup, who knew that Victoria’s Secret would have the high-waisted, boyfriend jean befere the likes of copycat #1 H & M? Don’t they have children in China sewing away as Kate Moss pictures are uploaded onto Getty Images?
That aside, we can have a glorious holdiay knowing that the end of muffin top, thong shots, and shriveled bellies highlighted with Playboy piercings is near! Or, at least we won’t have to see them while we’re selecting pears in the grocery store.
At only $68.00, these are a complete steal. Pair them with a fine knit sweater, a thin (key word: THIN) belt and elbow length patent gloves. See, even Victoria’s Secret knows that it doesn’t matter how many cute roses or cubic zirconium diamonds your panties have, if your wearing crap, you’ll look like crap.
