Here is Julianne Moore doing a head-to-toe black look. Unfortunately for Moore, the results are significantly duller than Newton’s (read below). Even with her fiery red hair, this ensemble says, or rather whispers, “I have no personality! Wanna be my friend?”. Next is Pursuit of Happyness star Thandie Newton at the Achievers Reception in London on December 19. Even in head-to-toe black, she manages to shine brilliantly. In my eyes, this girl can do no wrong. Between her and Cate Blanchett, I don’t know who wins the title of “Style Consistency”. Finally, we have what some people call, The Queen of Bore, or what others call The Back-Stabbing-American-turned-Snobby-Brit, Gwenyth Paltrow. Here, at the the “All That Glam” fashion party in Moscow, Russia, Paltrow goes sexy in a Lindsay Lohan-esque short mini-dress and sheer tights. And frankly, if you’re gonna opt for the horse hair look, you mine as well have it as thick and shiny as hers.


