Stranger: I love your ensemble.
You: Thanks, Jonathan Saunders for Topshop. Mark my words: His star will be far from transient.
Strager: Oh yea, fabulous, fabulous shoes.
You: Oh, these shoes? I though you…ah…oh…Nevermind. These are just an, erm, artfully inspired pair from L.A.M.B. You know, Gwen Stefani’s cash cow?
Stranger: Gwen Stefani! Now that’s a brilliant designer!
Ah, and yet Gwen keeps churning out goods that we all secretly (or in my case, not so secretly) want.
Ooooh, I love this outfit and the banter. hee hee