Stilettos… well, I won’t even, because in more than 90% of cases I look at them and I just imagine twisted feet, bad patent leather, and the trash-tacular “CLICK CLICK” of nails on marble floors because you KNOW those heel taps come off after about two wears. Giant wedges and thicker heels have reigned supreme for quite a while, but SOMETIMES A GIRL JUST WANTS TO WEAR SNEAKERS. When they say you can’t have it all, they are lying. Do not listen.
These outrageously printed flatform sneakers from Moon Spoon Saloon x Buffalo are an outfit in and of themselves. Jeans/leggings, t-shirt (preferably with some Toon Boyz or an intoxicated Mickey Mouse graphic of some kind) and you’re set. These are also great at the gym (just kidding!…maybe).
A word to the wise, however: while I am a huge proponent of the one-height platform due to its ugly-yet-fascinating nature, I implore the short-legged woman to watch out, lest you channel the “cinderblocks” vibe. This style is best left for the tall and lengthy.
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