Cult of Personalities

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INTRODUCING USB LOCKETS: WEAR YOUR DIGITAL KEEPSAKES BY YOUR HEART

Published on 05.12.12

I really want a locket with Laura Palmer’s face inside it (the dead bright of life prom queen from Twin Peaks). Should I order a gold chain with a blank locket from eBay, then go all the way to an IRL local drug store that has a photo department to crop the picture to fit [...]

NEW CONTRIBUTOR: YOU CAN’T PULL THE WOOL OVER iCYCLEYES

Published on 04.06.12

[Editor's Note: iCYCLEYES, a dear friend and #TWINBRAIN of mine IRL for years now, designs unbelievable jewelry and accessories under her "real" name, Theresa Dapra, and masks under Ministry of Dreams. Her personal style is not to be fucked with; always sporting an astute mix of high/low and dark/ethereal, she is on the short list [...]

AVOID A LITERAL FASHION HANGOVER WITH CHIC WIDE-FITTING SANDALS

Published on 04.04.12

Along with April showers and May flowers, the onset of warm weather can bring the unfortunate mishaps of transitioning out of winter wardrobe mode. Errant bra straps and farmers’ tans abound when vitamin-D-induced enthusiasm leads to poor judgment. When the sandals finally come out, it can get worse. It’s almost a seasonal rite of passage [...]

OFFICIALLY INTRODUCING OUR NEW ASSOCIATE #FV EDITOR @REWROTE

Published on 04.03.12

[Editor's Note: While you are just hearing about Rewrote as an addition to the #FV team, he has been working quietly behind the scenes for weeks, ensuring a smoothly running #LILGOVERNMENT. Much like myself (and some mental inpatients) his personality vascillates wildly between #COMPUWEB supertroll and insightful, pensive scholar. Fun fact: he is also one [...]

HEARTHROB + NU LIFE PRESENT – TODD EDWARDS – TUESDAY, APRIL 3 – PRAY 4 @LILGOVERNMENT

Published on 03.29.12

Don’t just legislate, celebrate!  This Tuesday, Middlesex will see the dawn of a new awakening when Todd Edwards plays the Hearthrob + Nu Life communion- um, reunion- party with resident DJs Lil Internet, Dev/Null, Morgan Louis and Baltimoroder (Hearthrob) + Rizzla, Blk.Adonis and D’Hana. This immaculate conception will be hosted by your executive branch LIL [...]

NEW CONTRIBUTOR – CAN U EVEN HANDLE >>> @SHOCK_DIAMOND?

Published on 03.28.12

[Editor's Note: While Shock_Diamond and I first became acquainted in the URLniverse, I can honestly say that after meeting him IRL, my unanswered questions have only become more numerous. Is he a hologram? An advanced AI programmed by aliens in the likeness of Paul Morrissey's Heat/Flesh/Trash trilogy? A cryogenically frozen extra from Demolition Man who [...]

“#WTF IS #SEAPUNK?” – @LILGOVERNMENT + @LILINTERNET SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR NOISEY

Published on 03.14.12

#SEAPUNK has been making waves since summer 2011, culminating in Ben Detrick‘s recent Sunday Styles piece for the New York Times. Some have watched it grow, others have wondered what the hell it is, with mixed answers up until now. The term was first coined by my brother/best friend/constant collaborator LIL INTERNET, before becoming a [...]

NEW CONTRIBUTOR! SAY #HELLO 2 TEEN HEARTTHROB ALEX KAZEMI

Published on 03.10.12

[Editor's Note: As you all may have noticed, February's posts were all brought to you by LIL GOVERNMENT (never to be confused with the sickening bureaucratic abyss of big government). Thankfully, a new month brings new blood, beginning with my favorite human and de facto son, the teeniest teenage teenboy on the planet, the one [...]